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This onenight event will be your only chance to see the guys fire their wisecracking commentary at santa claus conquers the martians on the big screen. The rise of skywalker, santa claus conquers the martians, baby yoda, and more in todays daily link tank. This summer, a crack team of scientists used advanced dna technology to solve a sharkattack cold case. I have to believe the picture incorporates some deliberate tongueincheek. Netflixs plot synopsis reads, the martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching tv shows from earth about santa claus, so they decide to capture mr. Regarded as one of the most memorable cult films of all time, santa claus conquers the martians is a an imaginatively trippy and delightful lowbudget holiday fantasy. Watch santa claus conquers the martians online 1964 movie. The scifi movie santa claus conquers the martians was the creation of nicholas webster. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 christmas movies. It is considered one of the worst films ever made directed by nicholas webster. The ending of the cornball cult classic santa claus conquers the martians. Heres how a twentyfour year old mystery was solved by a shark tooth. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 american science fiction comedy film directed by nicholas webster, produced and written by paul l.
Santa claus conquers the martians mst3k video dailymotion. Pia zadora, vincent beck, john call, leonard hicks, nicholas webster. Please join mike, kevin, and bill for rifftrax live. Yes you will need a lot of tolerance if you were to watch the entire movie. The ending sees idiot dropo as the new martian santa claus, while santa and the kids return to earth. Santa claus conquers the martians welcome to atop the. Martians kidnap santa because there is nobody on mars to give their children presents. Nov 03, 2015 santa claus conquers the martians 1964. Santa, you will never return to earth, you belong to mars now. If you have seen santa claus conquers the martians sccm then there is a fair chance the you remember, at the very least, fragmented images of the jolly one interacting with greenskinned people with 1960s futuristics sets, props and costumes. Santa clause conquers the martians internet archive. Aug 15, 2011 kimar dispatches his henchmen, bumbling voldar and buffoonish dropo to earth, but they encounter more than they bargained for when they arrive.
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The film is wonderfully bad and has had several books made out of it, including a satirical novelization in 2005 from the perspective of girmar, as well as musicals and public riffings funny moments. Santa claus conquers the martians is a wacky, silly film, and it perfectly lends itself to the rifftrax style of humor. The martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching tv shows from earth that sing the praises of santa claus, so they decide to make a trek to the planet to capture mr. Hooray for santa claus santa claus conquers the martians. It also features an eightyearold pia zadora as girmar, one of the martian children. Santa claus conquers the martians screens thursday december 7th at 7. Without further ado, i present to you the very campy, utterly ridiculous, and mindnumbingly awful santa claus conquers the martians. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 film in which martians kidnap santa claus because there is nobody on mars to give their children presents. In this holiday cult classic, martians kidnap santa and two local kids, forcing them to make toys for the depressed children of mars.
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If youre having trouble watching these videos on the. Santa claus conquers the martians synopsis adult martians kidnap santa john call and two earth children to make the children of mars happy. The biggest, most brightlywrapped gift under this gaudy and colorful christmas tree is the unforgettable even if you try 1964 feature film, santa claus conquers the martians. Santa claus conquers the martians in pictures travalanche. You know, just your typical heartwarming holiday story. Only hollywood could cook up such an absurd story and only the maverick theater would want to adapt it to the stage. The true meaning of christmas prevails after a group of martians travel to earth and kidnap santa and.
It was a reworking of one of the first scripts i ever wrote suggested obviously by the eponymous movie, which happens to be a favorite of mine. A group of martians arrives at the north pole and kidnaps santa, but the angry martian voldar wants to get rid of him instead. There, santa shows the dour martians how to have fun. Before the credits roll, we are treated again to a truly insipid theme song with the redundant lyrics spelled out on screen so the slower kids can follow along. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 american science fiction comedy film directed by. With john call, leonard hicks, vincent beck, bill mccutcheon.
John call in santa claus conquers the martians 1964. Or its all a plan to conquer the martians by leaving dropo in charge of christmas. Svengoolie santa claus conquers the martians 2005 duration. Santa claus conquers the martians public domain movies. Scctm is a bizarre cocktail of american excitement about the space program, a warning against watching too much television, and loving santa. The live show became available as a digital download on august 1, 2014 and was released on dvd on november 24, 2015.
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First things first, the movie was made in 1964 but has managed to make the bottom 100 list. Santa claus conquers the martians 1964 the martians kidnap santa. Watch santa claus conquers the martians online 1964. Santa claus conquers the martians is a 1964 science fiction comedy film that regularly appears on lists of the worst films ever made.
Claus is hit with the martians blaster, santa remarks hes never known her to be quiet for that long harsher in hindsight. Dec 10, 2006 santa claus conquers the martians 1964 is considered to be one of the worst movies ever made. I stumbled upon this heaping pile of garbage by googling, worst holiday movies ever, and props to netflix for actually having it available so that i could torture myself for 81 excruciating minutes. Santa claus conquers the martians streaming online.
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